This Super Secret Discount code gets 15% off all of our closeouts.
Instructions: When you get to the payment part of the checkout click on the "apply discount code" and type the message in the box. Remember to decode from big ring to little ring. Capitalization isn't necessary and there's no punctuation. Code is good till we get bored and come up with another code which will probably be in a month or so. Enjoy and don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!
NEW CLOSEOUTS (09/07/22) IN STOCK!
EPSTEIN'S CUSTOMER HALL OF FAME
Check out the resurrected
Epstein's Customer Hall of Fame.
It's been a while since we've accepted new members but maybe it's time we opened the books.
(Note: If you'd like to send in an application please be sure to include an appropriate bribe.)