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Normally we try and pick certain items to offer great deals on but this year we thought, "that sounds like a lot of work" which is why we've decided to give the gift of giving that keeps on giving gifts of giving - The Epstein's Super Secret Decoder Ring! Buy one for your loved ones, your neighbors, the people you tolerate throughout the year, and they can save a whopping 20% off all our closeouts. 20%! Off all our closeouts! Or get one for yourself and watch the deals pour in, not just on black Friday, but all year long. (20% off deal ends January 31st but there are new deals every month.)

Instructions: When you get to the payment part of the checkout click on the "apply discount code" and type the message in the box. Remember to decode from big ring to little ring. Capitalization isn't necessary and there's no punctuation. Code is good till we get bored and come up with another code which will probably be in a month or so. Enjoy and don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!

EXTRA! EXTRA!

NEW OBSOLETE SK ITEMS NOW IN STOCK!
Just in time for the holidays!
These items will never be made again!
Made of pure unobtanium!
Extremely Rare!
Get 'em while they last!

EPSTEIN'S CUSTOMER HALL OF FAME

Check out the resurrected Epstein's Customer Hall of Fame.
It's been a while since we've accepted new members but maybe it's time we opened the books.
(Note: If you'd like to send in an application please be sure to include an appropriate bribe.)

EPSTEIN'S CUSTOMER HALL OF FAME

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