Holy Moly! What is all this jumbled text! It's the Epstein's Super Secret Discount Code. You can only decipher what it says with a Super Secret Decoder Ring which is available on our site. Enter the deciphered code at checkout and receive 15% off of CLOSEOUTS for the remainder of December aaaannnnnd since we're feeling the holiday spirit if you somehow have not found yourself a member of our exclusive society of tool junkies, you can enter the code: DARLENE and get 10% off CLOSEOUTS for a limited time. Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from The Harry J. Epstein Co.
NEW DEAL ON ALL MALCO EAGLE GRIP PLIERS(09/07/23)
All the Eagle Grips we have on our site are in stock and ready to ship.
Check out the resurrected
Epstein's Customer Hall of Fame.
It's been a while since we've accepted new members but maybe it's time we opened the books.
(Note: If you'd like to send in an application please be sure to include an appropriate bribe.)